'I’m sorry I called you kaumātua. I thought you knew' Greeting Card

I’m sorry I called you kaumātua. I thought you knew.

A cheeky birthday reminder to your mate that they're getting old and saggy, even though they refuse to admit it.

The Whakatoi greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau. Created by Maimoa Creative.

• Printed in Aotearoa on high-quality matte paper
• Blank inside, allowing room for you to write your personalised cheeky message
• Recycled kraft envelope included (made in Aotearoa)

Size: 105mm x 148mm (A6)

Please note that the colours shown on your screen may vary slightly from the printed colour.

Āta kōwhiria te kaiwhiwhi | Handle with care: These cards are created for people who like to laugh. If the intended recipient can’t take a joke, or you don’t usually enjoy cheeky banter together, stick with something safe. Maimoa Creative is not liable for bruised egos or ruffled feathers. Consider yourself warned — sass and cheek level is high ⚠️

Please use the notes section at checkout if you wish for us to write a personalised message on your behalf.